I want to be Amish and Join TLC’s Scandalous “Breaking Amish.” And wear that cool bonnet

Okay, Im sorry, have you seen this shit? It’s Absolutely terrible incredible! First of all what Non-Amish people aren’t fascinated with Amish people??? Um, exactly. 

So First, here is

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I know you tell your friends I’m your psycho Ex, No. you are just an asshole :o)…

” Me and my Ex broke up because she was so insecure and always thought I was doing something shady, behind her back, and she was really needy, and it was too much of a turnoff. I want to be with a girl that is really confident and cool and easy going.”- Most guys…Who think we are stupid.

Ok, my first question is “WTF did

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We only went on 5 dates, So why did you follow me across the Country???

Don’t drink and text. Ever. Seriously. F*cked up things can happen. And it will ruin your Christmas. Like. Ruin. Your. CHRISTMAS…

I Still sometimes never do it now. Sometimes its just embarrassing, you feel stupid, why the F did I say that blahhh blah, BUT DID YOU EVER THINK MAYBE YOU’D HAVE TO SMOKE SO MUCH WEED AND

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Ok so you want to move to LA and become a Model/Actress/Rockstar? or waitress?

Shit is hard. Do-able duh, but hard. 

February 7th, 2011 Midnight

Wardrobe, TV, 2 laptops, Fashion portfolio, college degree. The contents of my backseat, My best friend in the Passenger seat, Heading for I95, final Destination, Los Angeles. 3,000 miles from home. No job, No place to live, No friends. Fully equipped with a lot of Hope and Confidence. To win or lose, I didn’t know, and it really didn’t matter. The worst thing that could’ve happened is

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Real Shit.

 In case you forgot, lemme remind you. I forget at times too.

THIS IS YOUR LIFE. Do what you love, and do it often.If you don’t like something, CHANGE IT. If you don’t like your job, QUIT. If you don’t have enough time, stop watching TV. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop. They will be

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